So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
"Who cares if he touches your butt or plays with your hair. Your relationship goals shouldn’t be reduced to someone who buys you Victoria’s Secret and pizza. Find a boy who makes you feel giddy and fulfilled. Find a boy who’s smile makes you happier than flimsy replaceable lace underwear. A partner should encourage you to be as YOU as you can be, and to be an even better you. They should create memories with you, go on adventures. You should be able to have in depth conversations about the meaning of life. Fuck Netflix. Stop focusing on attaining a cliche “cute” relationship and find someone who makes you feel alive."
— My thoughts on the silly “relationship goal” posts that plague the internet (via crystilize)